Government Etuyambe

Students in Uganda

Students in Uganda (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Teacher:”Who is the President of UGANDA?”
Children:”ERIAS LUKWAGO
Teacher:”Correct, and the Minister of Defence?”
Children:” KEN LUKYAMUZI
Teacher:”Correct. What is the capital city of
UGANDA?”
Children:”KIREKA
Teacher:”Very good, and who composed the
National Anthem?”
Children:”BOBI WINE
Teacher:”Excellent. What do you call people from
Moscow?”
Children:”Mosquitoes.”
Teacher:”Perfect. How much is 2 + 5?”
Children:”25.”

Teacher:Name two types of coffee grown in Uganda. Pupil: Koffi Anan and Koffi Olomide. Teacher:and that’s how its going to be until we get our 20% salary increment
Teacher:”Thats good you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”

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