Cover your stump before you hump so as not to mess up her Periods!!!

So you wanna roll in her deep but dont wanna be chasing pavements after the curtains fall on the action and scream
‘adios’
Well you have to think deep and quick or you sink in the mud water of regret, nail biting wishin on and on on that one, two, three minutes of fun………well i have a few taglines to remind you in the heat of the moment because the traditional taglines are all borrowing and cause erectile effects so here are few or so……

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1) Cover your stump before you hump

2) Don’t be silly cover your Willie

3) If you think she’s spunky cover your monkey

4) If you go into heat, package your meat

5) Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

6) No glove, no love

7) Cloak the joker before you poke her

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8) Don’t be a fool, cover your tool

9) Stop the stream before you cream

10) Protect that fish then dip it in her dish

11) Plug your funnel then enter her tunnel

12) Bag the mole then do her hole

13) Cover your stone before you bone

14) Pack it in plastic, it’ll be fantastic

15) Wrap your meat before you beat

16) Wrap it before you slap it

17) Armour the tank before you enter the flank

18) Leash your pet before launching your jet

19) No shirt, no flirt!

20) Dress him up before you mess her up.

©nare

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