“Now.. show me how you used to spank her.”
Wanna crawl under his skin ask him about his past sexual escapes with his then girlfriend now mum of your date. If his white you probably get a good scarstic answer but if his African keep distance or you welcome a warm slap on your big irresponsible mouth.
“Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”
Now you dont want to make his daughter look like a hoe and his the pimp by doubting her love for you.
“I just got my license today.”
No dad in law likes amatuers prowling in their house. Be wants pros…men with confidence in their act not one who will end up killing his daughter on some random road trip.
“You taught her to swallow, didn’t you?”
Now this is killer as it makes you make him look like his into porn or something along those lines.
“So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?”
This shows you been splitting daddys favourite daughters legs. She is no longer the sweet baby controlled by dad. She wont run to him when in trouble and you know men hate being in a state of helplessness.
“Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.'”
Basically you are a dude who wont hesistate to move onto the next one if chance and luck have it their way.
“I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature.”
You are all nothing but about sex and nothing constructive.
“Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”
His no man and you know men hate rubbing their ego the wrong way by comparing us to women not even our daughters spare you the wrath.
“I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!”
You cant keep bedroom secrets to the bedroom
“I forgot my condoms. You got any?”
This is highest level of irresponsibilty plus you make him look like he cheats on her mother with other women