So its the 14th of February the day those dating and in relationshits created to remind the singles how solos and lonely they are. But not all is lost for you to have a memorable valentine and here i pick several cool ways to mess up Valentine day or is it to celebrate it.
You start off your Valentine Day by going shopping dressed all RED………yup the valentine theme colours. Red shoes, bangles, hair and all matching accessories so all your by passers you experiencing the mother of all Valentine days. You may even get a chance to appear in the Leading Daily but make sure you remove your picture in the lonely hearts section.
Valentine Day of giving gifts and how about you send yourself a gift. A huge bonquet of exotic flowers sent to your desk at work in toe a sweet complementary note wishing yourself the most exotic of Valentine day experiences. If your workmates start whispering……” but aint that your handwriting…….pat yourself on your back and scream me and my beu love each other too much the handwriting is similar….
You could also start by recycling old gifts from last Valentine Day. All you have to do is wrap them a new thats because wrapping paper is cheap. Better still you can wrap them in old news papers with hearts pierced by arrows to show how Valentine Lovey dovey you are.
If you are on demand like Taylor Swift you can start by switching gifts from one person to another. You transfer the gift you received from person X and foreward it person Y like them gifts are sms messages. However dont get caught by giving those gifts to people who know each other you may create the third war of drone hearts.
You could as well start a fight on Valentine Day just to change the focus from your lack of what to offer. So when your beu calls you go like………sorry babes i forgot the damn gift because i got muddled in a fight with some losers however i will make up for lost time next year. How ever be carefull to start a fight with someone you can beat up upon you dont wanna end up with a disco-location like Golola Moses.
You can send a random gift on Valentine like the Bible to your beu with the page folded at that chapter teaching against relationships.
Lastly chill in your room and listen to the radio especially that random preacher teaching against fornication about giving D”s on valentine night.
Lastly show up at your girl/boy friends place all drank for they will probably throw you out just like that. And so will the Valentine festivities that come with February 14th.