imagine if the Internet would let you download full Berger, porn star or Beyonce

 

This internet came down an awkwardly long way from the days of it behind military use to these days of WIFI and HD downloads. We download from the internet including our own profiles that we throw around as resumes but something still missing like I you always streaming and signing up on all these endless porn sites chatting or what you can be jerking whatever gang bangs on display. But wish instead of the video I would download the porn stars themselves. Hot on the list would be likes of skin diamonds or jada fire for starters. Problem is if you jerk Mr. Marcus with his syphilis you and your computer would be infected.

I like to eat and do it with reckless abandon. Of cause there are all call and drop sites riding but what if you would move a step further and download a whole Berger itself. Like Google it with all the specifications and boom the thing is on your desk. I see you burning down 3 GB worth of internet bundle full of Berger at your desk. Problem is if you live in Africa with our crappy internet and the internet runs out before the Berger downloads so you end up with half cooked meat and raw dough. Or the unexpected occurs and the internet gets cuts so you with a corrupted Berger. Lastly the electricity jumps off like kapush and you staring at a black screen with no Berger.

I admit got my girl using a pick up line I had pasted off the internet the night before. Even created this blog with some links I got off the internet googling. So I now make some coins and it’s my career. Yup but what if all that fell to trash just look at likes of Kim kardashian or our local favourite celebrity Golola Moses. Do they have careers or had them don’t ask me I still see Victoria Beckham floating on the red carpet wonder what career she still got running. So with the internet the above mentioned people would just dig back their careers back but problem is if your city is run by an iron lady like Jennifer Musisi and she crashed it claiming your career was built in a road reserve against city plans god forbid I bet even your laws would not be strong enough to guarantee you safe haven.

Listened to radio too and the whole time you were wishing and dyeing to plug cotton wool down your ear drum suffering from the effects of the poor accents from that radio host or TV presenter. Like the radio or TV host is all African crap trying to sound American or some exotic language except Indian or Chinese for that’s too fake so he fancies the latter. So what if the internet gave you chance to download and install an accent? Install the thing and update it once every time a new update is out. Problem is if you suffer from incompatibility problems and that accent don’t combine or that you using unlicensed software running trial installations so after the 30 day periods you start sounding like a badly done auto tune or some jerked al Qaeda scare video off the United States intelligence.

Fantasy fantasy we all got those people we publically scream they can #GERRITT but never wonder whether they can #GIVEIITT back. So you fantasize of #GERRITIN it from a Beyonce or some television goddess both male and female. So Beyonce will be there at your desk depending on how fast your internet connection is. Problem is if you click custom installation and command to install a lesbian Beyonce thus you can’t #GERRIT or you memory runs out and download is cancelled after burning the internet bundle as well as that bit of Beyonce you could not wait to start playing with those silly games.

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